It is so hard to leave — until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.

John Green, Paper Towns (via dryyoureyes-startbelieving)

wherebooksrule:

And this is another beautiful book by John Green. HOW does he write such awesome shit? He’s seriously so amazing :’) I LOVE Margo.I’m just so excited for the movie. With Natt Wolf as Q. Ooooh! *_*

wherebooksrule:

And this is another beautiful book by John Green. HOW does he write such awesome shit? He’s seriously so amazing :’) I LOVE Margo.
I’m just so excited for the movie. With Natt Wolf as Q. Ooooh! *_*

Mom: Are you watching lesbian porn?

Me: wh-at?????

Mom: ......

Me: .....

Mom: It looks like Lesbian porn.

Me: No, it's Orange is the New Black.

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost)

justbev:

cocoavalentines:

lowkeywalker:

marfmellow:

THIS. DOLL. CAN. DO. TWIST. OUTS!!????

if you dont think this is the coolest shit you a damn lie

where  might i reserve this for my future children

slash 

ya’ll know this doubles as a way to teach children how to do they own hair right 

ya’ll realize the revolution that is happening right

Beautiful

(Source: wendidarling)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”